I know, that we all agree - Footloose is one the greatest movies on gods green earth. How can you deny this dancing?

Best line ever - “I thought this was a party. Lets dance.” Yes Kevin Bacon - lets dance.

Here are 10 movies that would have been so much better if Kevin Bacon was given one of the starting roles.

10 - Shrek - Shrek

I know its computer animation. But Kevin Bacon is so talented - screw Mike Meyers. He is a nobody. Kevin Bacon is a somebody. Honestly, would there be anything sexier if Kevin Bacon was a green ogre. I know If I were a princess my ass would be his.

9 - Jesus - Passion of the Christ

Jesus: He was a cool cat. 5 Coolest people ever. Jesus, Dean Martin, the bad guy from Tron, my mom and Kevin Bacon.

Thats why Kevin Bacon should have played Jesus in the Passion. Because it was his destiny.

8 - Capitan Steve Hiller - Independence Day

This is a simple one for so many persons. Kevin Bacon can play as a black man, thats the easy part. Kevin Bacon is also certified to fight aliens in fighter plains (I have a pie chart that proves it). If I were an alien, I would let Kevin Bacon punch me multiple times and they say “Welcome to Earf.”

7 - T-Rex - Jurassic Park

This part would just prove to the world how versatile Kevin Bacon truly is. Any actor can play a serial killer, an evil mastermind, or any Will Ferrell part. But only a true genius with superior acting skills can play a dinosaur. Who is that true genius you ask? The one and only Kevin Bacon.

6 - Agent Smith - Matrix Revolutions.

This is why I believe in cloning and why Matrix Revolutions was a great movie. At the end of the film there were multiple Agent Smiths - Who was played by Hugo Weaving. I know he may be an elf, but he is a nobody compared to Kevin Bacon. This is why we need. Multiple Kevin Bacons. If Hugo Weaving tried to take over your body and make you him - you’d be pissed. But if Kevin Bacon did it? Why wouldn’t you want to be Kevin Bacon. Imagine the possibilities.

5 - Frodo Baggins - Lord of the Rings

Elijah Wood was good - but not GREAT. One thing I noticed when watching footloose, Kevin Bacon not only has great moves, but hairy feet. Couple that with the fact that Kevin Bacon could handle the burden of the ring a lot better. All of Middle Earth rests on a small hobbit from the shire - Frodo “The Bacon” Baggins.

4 - Pick any of the horrible actors - You Got Served!

You just got served!

3 - Luke Skywalker - Star Wars

Luke Skywalker - the last of the Jedi. Kevin Bacon - the last talented actor. Mark Hamill was good for the part, no doubt. But Kevin Bacon in Latin translates to “Jedi”. You think I am lying? Wikipedia that shit. Wait, don’t. eBay it!

2 - Whoever Julia Roberts character was in Pretty Woman - Pretty Woman

Don’t deny it. You have a man crush on Kevin Bacon. What’s better than having hot man love with Kevin Bacon? Paying for it!

1 - Jabba the Hut - Star Wars

Sorry to go back to more Star Wars theme. But not only could Kevin Bacon play Luke, but he could also nail down Jabba. At the same time! What’s hotter than seeing Princess Leia dancing for Jabba (Kevin Bacon) and then Luke Skywalker (Kevin Bacon) appears as a Bounty Hunter and demands for Princess Leia’s freedom. Thats good TV. Hence I proclaim him - Jabba the Bacon

Thats it folks - 10 movies that would have been light years better if they would have just casted Kevin Bacon. I guess we can all dream, just a little.