A fun post since I didn’t really have anything prepared this week (and I’m not going to insult you with a quick write up of a movie or TV show). That, and I’m biding my time until I catch Superbad either tonight or tomorrow. Don’t tell me you’re not hot for that movie as well?

You know how I was doing movie reviews (some of you do) and I would write up something kinda funny in the title? Like this:Eva Mendes Sets People Aflame - A Mini Review of Ghost Rider

Yes, no? Well, I got tons of those type of titles. And to prove to you that I have been watching movies, and thinking of reviews, here’s all of the movies I’ve watched for the first time this year. No, not reviews, just those catchy titles plus their outtakes. If you actually want me to do one of these reviews, comment and tell me. Yes, this is long, but it’s short as well…

John McClane, his later years - A Mini Review of 16 Blocks

I don’t think I’ve seen as many shirtless men since, wait, nevermind… - A Mini Review of 300

Mac computers like to get everyone in trouble - A Mini Review of Accepted

The only way to achieve a life long dream is to turn your family into a cult - A Mini Review of The Astronaut Farmer

50 Storylines that don’t connect to anything - A Mini Review of Babel

Who would pick Hilary Swank over Scarlett Johansson?- A Mini Review of The Black Dahlia
Maybe De Palma knows what happened to the Lindbergh Baby too - A Mini Review of The Black Dahlia

Samuel L Jackson still hates snakes - A Mini Review of Black Snake Moan
Get these motherf*ckin’ snakes off my motherf*ckin’ chain - A Mini Review of Black Snake Moan
That’s the girl from the Adam’s Family? Very Nice - A Mini Review of Black Snake Moan

Scientology made another movie - A Mini Review of The Big Empty

Once I show my girlfriend this movie, she won’t want a diamond ring, hopefully- A Mini Review of Blood Diamond

Spoiler: He’s faking it - A Mini Review of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

After I fill out form 32B, I can then tell you about this dream I had- A Mini Review of Brazil

So if he didn’t die, would we be in flying cars right now? - A Mini Review of Bobby

Racism sucks in South Africa - A Mini Review of Catch a Fire

I like my bacon crisp - A Mini Review of Charlotte’s Web
Dakota Fanning hears voices all the time - A Mini Review of Charlotte’s Web

Kubrick, eat your heart out - A Mini Review of Children of Men

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one? - A Mini Review of Code Name: The Cleaner

John Cusack still plays the lovable sidekick in a suspense thriller - A Mini Review of The Contract

Because Shakespeare always liked martial Arts movies - A Mini Review of Curse of the Golden Flower

A Democrat’s wet dream - A Mini Review of Death of a President

Denzel wants to have sex with himself - A Mini Review of Deja Vu
A Mini Review of Deja Vu - A Mini Review of Deja Vu

Jack Nicholson hates rats - A Mini Review of The Departed
I know a good idea, let’s trust the new guy - A Mini Review of The Departed

Way better then Rear Window because I don’t have to sit through 3 hours of butt numbing when I know who did it - A Mini Review of Disturbia
Voyeurism is sexy! - A Mini Review of Disturbia

A small budget sci-fi film trying to get science right? That’s Unpossible! - A Mini Review of Earthstorm

I don’t care about Jessica Simpson - A Mini Review of Employee of the Month

As many funny jokes as Schindler’s List! - A Mini Review of Epic Movie
Watch Airplane! and copy it jackasses - A Mini Review of Epic Movie
These guys get to make movies while I’m here blogging? - A Mini Review of Epic Movie

Is it copyright infringement if it’s the same plot as Star Wars, but with Dragons? - A Mini Review of Eragon
Hey, I wrote FanFic too when I was 15 too! - A Mini Review of Eragon

Everyone hates the Yankees - A Mini Review of Everyone’s Hero

Paris Hilton’s training movie - A Mini Review of Factory Girl

You remember in American’s Funniest Home Videos when Bob Saget voiced over kids and dogs? Yeah, it’s like that for 90 minutes - A Mini Review of Farce of the Penguins

There can be a conspiracy during war? Since when? - A Mini Review of Flags of Our Fathers

Sometimes meta can be too meta - A Mini Review of For Your Consideration

Christopher Nolan is good at stalking - A Mini Review of Following

Didn’t I see this movie before? With Coolio? - A Mini Review of Freedom Writers

Eva Mendes sets people aflame - A Mini Review of Ghost Rider

A, B, C: Always be f*cking closing- A Mini Review of Glengarry Glen Ross

I ran out of tissues - A Mini Review of Grave of the Fireflies

Do you smell what The Rock’s playbook is cooking? - A Mini Review of Gridiron Gang

I’m glad to see they still put senior citizens to work rescuing people - A Mini Review of The Guardian

Kids: Stop eating fish and the penguins will live - A Mini Review of Happy Feet
Fern Gully was less heavy handed - A Mini Review of Happy Feet
I didn’t know Al Gore created animated movies - A Mini Review of Happy Feet

Christian Bale eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast- A Mini Review of Harsh Times

You think it’s safe pouring that toxin down the drain?- A Mini Review of The Host

I thought the didn’t have guns in Britain - A Mini Review of Hot Fuzz

At least it wasn’t as weird as tentacle porn - A Mini Review of Howl’s Moving Castle

Where’s Jay and Silent Bob? - A Mini Review of Jersey Girl

This isn’t the Will Ferrel move? Shit - A Mini Review of Kicking and Screaming

Well, I’m gonna go make a protein shake - A Mini Review of Knocked Up

M. Night Whatever is not Hitchcock - A Mini Review of Lady in the Water

Idi Amin isn’t Scottish - A Mini Review of The Last King of Scotland
I want toys like those - A Mini Review of The Last Mimsy

I could’ve made a joke about Forrest Gump here, but I won’t - A Mini Review of Logan’s Run

The NRA loves Nicolas Cage - A Mini Review of Lord of War

Well, we could do worse for a new president - A Mini Review of Man of the Year

Mimes have more dialog then this movie - A Mini Review of Marie Antoinette

I didn’t know they were still make 80’s action films - A Mini Review of The Marine

Kal Penn, that’s two strikes - A Mini Review of National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj

If you’re really going to listen to my opinion about this film, then clearly you don’t need me - A Mini Review of Night at the Museum

Eddie Murphy doesn’t care what you think - A Mini Review of Norbit
Eddie Murphy likes to be fat horny women - A Mini Review of Norbit

I wish I had a teacher like her. Unfortantly Mary Kay Letourneau was busy - A Mini Review of Notes on a Scandal

Hi, I’m a plot hole. Have we met? - A Mini Review of The Number 23

Oh great, another movie full of talking animals - A Mini Review of Open Season

Less Nazis, more fantasy please - A Mini Review of Pan’s Labyrinth
Yes it’s in Spanish and there’s nothing you can do about it - A Mini Review of Pan’s Labyrinth

Where the hell are my cliff notes? - A Mini Review of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Are you sure this is edited right? - A Mini Review of Premonition

F you David Blane - A Mini Review of The Prestige
I wish I could have sex with everyone in this film - A Mini Review of The Prestige

Imagine if they had more than $6,000- A Mini Review of Primer

Al Gore likes anime - A Mini Review of Princess Mononoke

If you see one martial arts movie about a man trying to rescue his elephant and avenge his father’s death, I think this might be the only one - A Mini Review of The Protector

Nice shirt, what’s with the skull? You some tough guy? - A Mini Review of The Punisher

Rubik’s Cubes don’t look that hard now - A Mini Review of The Pursuit of Happyness
Fresh Price lost all of his money - A Mini Review of The Pursuit of Happyness
Yes, it’s really spelled that way - A Mini Review of The Pursuit of Happyness

Tom Cruise, come out of the closet - A Mini Review of The Queen

Glad his AARP card still works - A Mini Review of Rocky Balboa
hsf nsdnm kmsf ewri jhosdf - A Mini Review of Rocky Balboa

I’d cry too if my parents were Danny DeVito and Katy Bates- A Mini Review of Relative Strangers

I didn’t realize they made a Napoleon Dynamite sequel?- A Mini Review of School for Scoundrels
Fight Club for losers - A Mini Review of School for Scoundrels

He spends more time in the sand then David Hasselhoff - A Mini Review of Shooter

Eddie Murphy is still an ass - A Mini Review of Shrek the Third

So it goes - A Mini Review of Slaughter-House Five

Does anyone care if you’re Black or White? - A Mini Review of Slow Burn

So, who doesn’t want him dead?- A Mini Review of Smokin’ Aces

I can watch George Clooney’s ass for hours - A Mini Review of Solaris

Somebody needs a hug - A Mini Review of Stranger than Fiction

This is a million times better than Armageddon - A Mini Review of Transformers
Zoom out! I can’t tell who’s who! Oh wait, all the robots all look the same: twisted metal crap - A Mini Review of Transformers

Apparently I wasn’t high enough - A Mini Review of Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny

Why can’t we all just get along? - A Mini Review of Underworld

I know who you are, but who am I? - A Mini Review of Unknown

David Fincher need to laugh- A Mini Review of Zodiac

That’s over 8u+ different movies that I saw for the first time this year. Not to mention how many times I’ve seen them or other movies that I’ve watched. Anyone go their own title they want to add (no spoilers, please)?