Yes, that’s reference to the Family Guy episode where the FCC goes ballistic censoring everything on TV that might be offensive. Here’s the transcript:
Head of the FCC: Gentlemen, we got twenty calls about the David Hyde Pierce incident. And as you know, one call equals a billion people; which means twenty billion people were offended by this. Needless to say, something must be done.
I wish I could show you the clip, but like I said last time, my youtube account got revoked because I put clips online that were made by other people. Every time I try and search for it on youtube, it says “video removed,” so whatever. Youtube has gone down hill since Google bought it. I’ll talk about it later.
But, to quell all rumors, yes, I’ll be back. I thought that I had to constantly provide you with entertainment, and with my busy schedule, it wasn’t enough to quench all of your thirsts. I realized that I don’t have to do that. I mean, Maddox has only posted 4 times this year, and everyone still reads him.
But things will change around here. First of all, it’s not going to be here. Yes, this website is moving, but not far. The new address will be: mnoss.wordpress.com (yes, I’m still cheap, it’s free and my girlfriend wants a ring before I register a website for my blog, and I want a Wii). If you click there now you’ll get me setting up the blog. MNOSS will launch Monday, October 1 (update your RSS feeds).
Next, all of the content on this blog will disappear. It will be deleted. Little by little, I’m going to go through the posts, edit them and re-post the ones that I like which don’t have my Youtube videos on them. The Top 10 Family Guy Intros, gone. Christian Bale Will Steal your Lunch Money, gone. Family Guy vs. Simpsons, still here. Some of the Reviews won’t be published again, while the main ones will be re-edited and posted. There’ll be a note on the sidebar to go to the new site when people look for those articles.
And, since you guys think I’m funny (and I’m flattered), I’m going to spice it up. You’ll get a persona of me, not the actual me. I’ll be funnier, a little raunchier, and more unpredictable. Everything on the new site should be taken with a grain of salt (except when I talk about movies I like).
As always, I’ll look for new writers (Meta, Puck, write more than 1 article, please!) who want to throw in humor. I’ll talk Matt to get him to write some new material. If you want to write for the new site, send an e-mail to Moviesnooneshouldsee@gmail (.com) and I’ll see what I can do.
Remember, come Monday, come on over to the new site. I’ll have an RSS feed, so add it in your RSS readers and you’ll know when I actually post. You’ll see less Awards coverage (unless I’m mocking them) and more stuff like fake interviews, fake movie scripts, and other articles. You have an idea, e-mail it to me at the address above. Or, better yet, comment me. I love comments. If I write something, if you have an opinion (which I know you do since you’re online), voice it.
I want to thank you guys for your support, it was great to be known that people like to read my writings. Hopefully you’ll come over and read the new stuff (Yes, it will be new) when it gets launched. Just think of this move like what Christopher Nolan did with Batman Begins.
I’ve stepped away from the edge. Thanks for talking me down.
- Robby
Hey, where’s the site man? Sorry, I’m impatient.
I’m a regular reader and I’m sorry to see you slow down on the site. But I’m glad you’ll keep it up at a reduced level. I enjoy Maddox very much myself (just finished his book) so i look forward to the new content.
Cheers from Denmark.
PS: It’s at least 3 billion, if not more!
Everything that coulda happened this past weekend, did. Hopefully by the end of the week, when I have some good time to do it. Glad you still read American writing.